Diarrhea.

So my class and I were waiting outside the gym to go to PE.  A kindergartener gets out of line (that's a nono) and says, "Mrs. Nordmark, I have diarrhea". My response (amongst all the ughhhhhh's and me trying to keep a straight face), "Ok, well do you need to go to the bathroom?" His response, "No" and he definitely just walked back and got in line.  Thanks for sharing. I mean really?!